Latest Collection Of Funny Status For Facebook 2020

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Latest Collection Of Funny Status For Facebook 2017

Latest Funny status for Facebook

1. For those of you who think I don't have friends, you are wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD(friends tv serial)
2. At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As GOD, Later on Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed...
3. No matter what you do on the Computer, you always end up on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube.
4. If you are running away from your problems, you might as well chase after your dreams.
5. The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.
6. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
7. My new year's resolution is that donuts have no calories.
8. If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
9. The quickest way to avoid a conversation is by clicking like
10. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
11. Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
12. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
13. There is nothing greater then Parents in this world.So go get married fast and become parents. Think different
14. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
15. If the planet is 4 billion plus years old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
16. If you think you aren't creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
17. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
18. Save water drink beer.
19. What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point.
20. Dear God, there is a bug in your software. It's called Monday, please fix it

New Funny status for facebook Friends

1. For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you'll end up married.
2. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
3. Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message
4. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
5. When I don't know the answer, I never say 'I don't know', because that will make me seem stupid. Instead I say "I hesitate to factually articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy."
6. If money was grown on trees, women would be dating monkeys!
7. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
8. My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
9. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
10. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
11. I'm always right, except for when I'm wrong.
12. People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
13. Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
14. I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me Alone.
15. If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it - It’s probably poison.
16. Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
17. Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
18. I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough
19. If you think my status is pointed at you, you must have done something, in the beginning, to think it's you I'm talking about..
20. Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Funny Facebook status for friends

1. Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!
2. Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship
3. You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly.
4. I wonder if one day somebody will ever come and knock on my door and tell me “Hey we have 10 mutual friends in Facebook", Can I come in? 
5. For those of you who think I don't have friends, you are wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD.
6. I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.
7. It's almost guaranteed that every Saturday and Sunday I ask my friends, Did I do anything stupid last night?'
8. Friends are just people I hate marginally less than everyone else.
9. Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave.
10. Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
11. Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.
12. Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
13. It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
14. Your secret is safe with me and all my friends.
15. If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
16. Best friends are like pimples, they never go away!
17. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him
18. Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m out-going, my best friends know that I’m completely insane!
19. I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
20. The best of the rest are friends.

Hilarious, Funny status quotes for facebook

1. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
2. Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
3. The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight.
4. Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
5. GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
6. I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
7. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
8. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
9. I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
10. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
11. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
12. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice
13. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
14. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
15. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
16. Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other phones.
17. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
18. Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
19. I only need 3 things in life: WIFI, SLEEP and FOOD.
20. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

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