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Sunday 3 July 2016

Best Collection Of Geeky WhatsApp status For Geeks and Programmers

Best Collection Of Geeky WhatsApp status For Geeks and Programmers
Best Collection Of Geeky WhatsApp status For Geeks and Programmers

List of Geeky WhatsApp status for Programmers and Geeks.

1. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

2. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

3. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

4. I am not your F1/FAQs button/section

5. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

6. Hacking is like s*x. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.

7. I come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

8.Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

9. The more I C, the less I see

10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

11.Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code

12.The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

13. Better to be a geek than an idiot.

14. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

15. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

16. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

17. Any fool can use a computer. Many do

18. You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

19. I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

20. A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

21. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

22. When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

23. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

24. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

25. HTTP 404: Status not Found

26. You shouldn't care about History when you're living an Incognito life.

27. I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly

28. My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

29. Travel to life is like css to html

30. A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

31. If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual

32. You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow

33. Home is where Google is.

34. Relationship are a lot like Algebra.Have you ever looked at your X & Wonderes Y.

35. After More Monday &Tuesday, even calendar says W T F

36. Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

37. The difficult we do immediately, Impossible takes a little longer

38.Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

39.To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

40.404 Status Not Found

41. 204 No Content

42. I'm not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

43. Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.

44. Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

45. Just shut up and Reboot.

46. If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

47. Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly

48. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

49. If You-Tube My-Space then I'll Google your Yahoo.

50. Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

51. Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

52. Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?

53. Busy troubleshooting 'http error 404' rendered by life.

54. Decoding Life

55. Rebooting post fatal failure.

56. Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

57. Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked

58. Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.


60. I’ve been told to get a life; can someone give me the torrent link?

61. I turn coffee into code just to be able to afford more coffee

62. I am an Engineer, I don’t see the glass as either half full or empty, I see it as too large

63.I’m not difficult; god gave me a bad UI

64.My Attitude isn't BAD, It’s in BETA.

65. "Those who put up their status as 'I am using WhatsApp' are the ones who don't use WhatsApp frequently "

66. SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

67. I am not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

68. I can remember a full ipv6 address but it always fails in case of an ATM pin

69.I wish to be your derivative to stay tangent to your curves.

70.Null pointer exception in my life !

71. Wish I was pseudo!

72.Finally Hibernating!!!

73.Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!

74.Busy is just the name of an algorithm people use for sorting their priorities.

75. When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy

76. Don't test me, I am not a BETA version of your perceptions

77.Those type are not "abstract". They are as real as int and float.

78. Battery about to die, but i'm going to live.

79. "Profanity is the one language all programmers know best."

80."To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password"

81. Don't try to inherit my class, You cannot handle the exception I throw"

82. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

83.I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

84.Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

85. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

86. "C programmers never die. They are just cast into void."

87."Cobol: Completely Obsolete Business Orientated Language."

88."If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise."

89. "After Perl everything else is just assembly language."

90. "I would rather use Java than Perl. And I'd rather be eaten by a crocodile than use Java." — Trouser.
91."Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul." — John Carmack.

92. "I am pissed off. My university's motto is 'A university for the REAL world'. And so they start off a game programming degree with six months of LISP." — TraumaPony.

93. "The problem with object-oriented languages is that they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you've got is a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle." — Joe Armstrong, inventor of Erlang.

94. "Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but is hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence." — Edsger W. Dijkstra.

95. "I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!" — Vidiu Platon.

96. "Error, no keyboard — press F1 to continue."

97."When all else fails, read the instructions." — L. Iasellio.

98. You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself--Ken Thompson

99."Programming is like s*x: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime." — Michael Sinz.

100."Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades."

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Sunday 6 March 2016

20 Most Inspiring Startup Quotes On entrepreneurship

Hello guys, today i am writing this article which might be no longer involving my niche,however this article will inspire you to become a great successful entrepreneur if you are a starter.
20 Most Inspiring Startup Quotes On entrepreneurship
20 Most Inspiring Startup Quotes On entrepreneurship

List Of 20 Most Inspiring Quotes On entrepreneurship

1.)If we were motivated by money, we would have sold the company a long time ago and ended up on a beach.
---Larry Page, Co founder of Google Inc.

2.)I knew that if I failed I wouldn’t regret that, but I knew the one thing I might regret is not trying.
--- Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO Amazon

3.)The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that's changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks.
-- Mark Zuckerberg ,founder and CEO of Facebook

4.)It's fine to celebrate success, but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.
--Bill Gates , Co-Founder, ex-CEO of Microsoft.

5.)Success is competing with your conscience- no need to prove it to anyone.
--Muki Regunathan(He failed 7 times), Founder and CEO of pepper square.

6.)Entrepreneur is someone who has a vision for something and a want to create.
--David Karp, founder and CEO of Tumblr

7.)The fastest way to change yourself is to hang out with people who are already the way you want to be. 
--Reid Hoffman, co-founder Li2nkedIn 

8.)We are really competing against ourselves, we have no control over how other people perform.
– Pete Cashmore, founder and CEO Mashable

9.) Ideas are commodity. Execution of them is not.
 – Michael Dell, Dell chairman and CEO

10.)Quitting was not an option i decided to hustle and succeed
--Jitendra vaswani, Indian Entrepreneur,Founder of

11.)In Silicon Valley, part of the reason why so many people start companies is because even if you fail, it is a badge of honour.
-- Sundar Pichai , Chief Executive Officer of Google Inc.

12.)Criticism is the best sign you're onto something. 
--Micheal Lopp, Blogger

13.)Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard. 
--Caterina Fake, Co-Founder of Flickr

14.)Be a user of your own product. Make it better based on your own desires. But don't trick yourself into thinking you are the user.
-Evan Williams, Co-Founder of Twitter

15.)The very first company I started failed with a great bang. The second one failed a little bit less, but still failed. The third one, you know, proper failed, but it was kind of okay. I recovered quickly. Number four almost didn’t fail. It still didn’t really feel great, but it did okay. Number five was PayPal.
-- Max Levchin-Founder of Paypal

16.)Chase the vision, not the money; the money will end up following you.
-- Tony Hsieh, CEO Zappos

17.)Ideas are easy. Implementation is hard.
Guy Kawasaki, Alltop Co-Founder and Entrepreneur

18.)Don’t worry about failure; you only have to be right once.
 –Drew Houston, Dropbox founder and CEO
19.)I'm convinced that about half of what separates the successful entrepreneurs from the non-successful ones is pure perseverance. 
-- Steve Jobs, Co-founder & CEO of Apple

20.) Think big, think fast, think ahead.Ideas are no one’s monopoly 
Dhirubhai Ambani ,Founder Of reliance Group.


So Guys This was the List Of 20 Most Inspiring Quotes On entrepreneurship. I hope today's inspiration will motivate you to achieve something big in life and to become a successful Entrepreneur.
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